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Arms Demotivational Poster

GIVE ME LIBERTY - Or I'll get up and get it myself!

TAGS: molonlabe 2ndamendment firearms guns arfcom
Rating: 4.65/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 6:05 pm
And gimme a darn beer while yer at it! 5L
kahler8029 - June 26, 2011, 5:35 pm
Sorry, I meant to say the Beretta is on the right. ;)
kahler8029 - June 26, 2011, 5:33 pm
...chambered in 5.56x45mm Nato.
kahler8029 - June 26, 2011, 5:32 pm
The top is my Bushmaster AR-15, with a Bravo Company 16" mid length upper chambered in 5.56x54mm Nato w/a 1/7 twist barrel. On the left is my H&K .45 USP compact tactical. On the left is the Beretta 9mm 92fs / M9. The bottom one is a Romanian SAR3 / AK-47
the1stCOMMI3 - June 26, 2011, 4:53 pm
if you ever play COD look me up. its the_1st_COMMI3, with the underscores. It's a lot more fun playing black ops when you know you're playing with people who aren't complete idiots
Reality Lord - June 25, 2011, 5:08 pm

so tell me serenity...what can i find you as in Black Ops? lolz
the1stCOMMI3 - June 25, 2011, 12:51 pm
eh, I was close. You gota admit though, if you take away the shoulderpad on the galil, it would look just like an AK, and the iron sight crosshair on the M4 closely resembles that of the M16.
serenityfailed - June 25, 2011, 2:19 am
You're wrong, this is me correcting you. The top is an M4 Carbine and the bottom is a Galil. (an Israeli version of the AK47 chambered in 5.56x45 NATO)The Left pistol is an H&K USP variant. You were, however, correct about the M9
the1stCOMMI3 - June 25, 2011, 12:21 am
alright, correct me if i'm wrong. The top gun is the M-16, the bottom is the AK-47, the right pistol is the CZ, and the one on the left is an M9. Am I right???

GUN CONTROL - Your next-door neighbor disagrees and he wants you to know it.

TAGS: gun control neighbor arms
Rating: 4.51/5

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EmilioDumphque - January 24, 2012, 7:44 pm
If burglars are after guns, they'll know which house to break into.
maoworks2 - January 15, 2012, 2:43 pm
All It's For Is Info Grab.

GUNS DON'T MAKE YOU A KILLER - Killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.

TAGS: politics truth right to bare arms
Rating: 3.58/5

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itsatr1p - July 30, 2011, 10:11 pm
uncle sam dousnt want you
itsatr1p - July 30, 2011, 10:10 pm
its t bad this world has idiots like fred - #150050 it will start with guns and eventually we will be caged like dogs and the government will control all aspects of our lives until then enjoy life
fred - January 4, 2010, 1:45 am
some things are more dangerous than others, retard.
MrRandom - September 19, 2009, 3:27 pm
Ah the tunnel thing was unintended. Just another guns poster with that line would have been great.
Bartimaeus - September 19, 2009, 3:16 pm
I just one, but I substituded "someone" with "a b****" for the sake of comedic affect...****! I forgot to put tags on again!
Haarakkon - September 19, 2009, 3:15 pm
I'm fairly sure that's what Random meant.
Bartimaeus - September 19, 2009, 3:08 pm
A tunnel? I don't believe in those. I guess I could make an original out of it...okay.
MrRandom - September 19, 2009, 3:01 pm
The comment that is.
MrRandom - September 19, 2009, 3:00 pm
Make a poster out of that. Now.
Bartimaeus - September 19, 2009, 2:57 pm
Guns don't make you a killer, but they can sure speed up the process. It takes hours to choke someone.
reason - September 19, 2009, 2:17 pm
Do you feel lucky? Well, do ya, Punk?
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 12:18 am
Donkey shine.
CANADA - August 18, 2009, 3:59 pm
well said!
mauser98k - August 18, 2009, 3:57 pm
5 lions
knowitall - July 17, 2009, 11:43 am
agdaniel = bricktop w/o pigs?
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 10:50 pm
I hear hogs do a great job at cleaning up messes like say a nosy Animal Control employee.
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 8:48 pm
Your bats may "fix" a problem... but when you want that "problem" to "go away" you're gonna need mealworms... "trained" ones who won't "talk".
Sean - June 27, 2009, 8:44 pm
As what? Food for your army of darkness, or AS your army of darkness. Cuz if it's the latter, then I think I see your problem right there .... And I may start demanding from you your lunch money.
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 8:21 pm
I've had markedly less success with my mealworms.
Sean - June 27, 2009, 8:13 pm
True enough, I guess, but just the other day an Animal Control dude wanted to know why I seemed to be training all these bats in my garden shed. Asking me stuff like "what are you training them for?" Well let's just say that THAT problem fixed itself.
RONSART - June 27, 2009, 8:09 pm
Being a “GUNS” owner...love gun posters.
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 7:49 pm
I'm all for firearm rights, but only if the death penalty was mandatory for gun deaths across the board... unless in self defense. Eye for an eye is BS, but if you can kill someone, you don't belong here... and we should end that gene pool immediately.
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 7:30 pm
Many people get the point. The problem is they keep giving the cameras and microphones to the idiots who don't get it.
TJ - June 27, 2009, 7:20 pm
FINALLY someone gets the f***in' point.
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 7:11 pm
Thank you, moo+
mooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2009, 6:44 pm
Nice one 5 lions


TAGS: lance armstrong banned substance soap
Rating: 4.32/5

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TheSanityInspector - January 20, 2013, 9:34 am
I saw what you did there!
ughomer - January 19, 2013, 5:30 am
France sue Lance? Not a chance!
Oiler - January 18, 2013, 7:50 pm
LOL at hygeine products being banned in France 5L Hard to believe anything Armstrong says now...he can write fiction tho.
EmilioDumphque - January 18, 2013, 3:47 pm
He must be writing a book. Why else all the media blitz?
mariand - January 18, 2013, 2:19 pm
hehehe...good one...but let's face it, he wouldn't have admitted if he wouldn't have been caught...
Swampfox - January 18, 2013, 12:32 pm
At least he had the ball to 'fess up.


TAGS: sparkle alex louis armstrong armstrong major armstrong
Rating: 2.85/5

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agdaniele - June 30, 2010, 1:22 am
And by "man", you mean cartoon character?
darkdragonsword - June 30, 2010, 1:21 am
The only man allowed to sparkle and look straight doing it
Woody - July 14, 2009, 6:01 pm
You are for sure right!
Yes. - April 30, 2009, 9:08 am
Without a doubt.

LOOK MA - No Hands

TAGS: amputate amputee arms hands ma look fail shame ouch sad
Rating: 2.61/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 30, 2009, 2:32 am
How does she cup the balls? or make a sammich for that matter?....but never in that order.
mr. me - July 30, 2009, 1:17 am
so very f***ed up yet so very hilarious

2ND AMENDMENT - The right to 'Bear-arms'?????

TAGS: amendment bare arms
Rating: 1.75/5

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bhaalgorn - December 24, 2008, 3:06 am
i still prefer the right to arm bears.
Ag218 - November 7, 2008, 11:56 pm
Maybe they'll help the next time I go salmon fishing...

WAR - I care not for who you fight, nor what your beliefs may be. For there are no winners, and children die in the streets. Take up arms, If you must. I throw mine down.

TAGS: child dies in his arms
Rating: 4.21/5

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Thedge - August 31, 2014, 9:59 pm
Agreed. Liberty or death. But, choose those battles carefully. The ones that can be won, sally forth. Those which cannot be won, live to fight another day. And above all, death before dishonor. Hmm... ever heard a politician say that?
Loveless86 - March 31, 2011, 7:41 pm
"Those who stand for nothing fall for anything." - Alexander Hamilton
spacedog - February 9, 2010, 5:35 pm
Grim R@per - February 9, 2010, 2:29 pm
You make a sound point and I agree with you. Sometimes the only way out of something is to fight.
Jmac0585 - February 9, 2010, 2:18 pm
My original point was simply that someone that refuses to fight for ANY reason will find themselves subject to worse things than dying, or simply losing a loved one in bettle.
Jmac0585 - February 9, 2010, 2:17 pm
You and I agree on that. It seems that average Americans are coming ever closer to being thrust into a position that just a couple decades ago would have been beyond comprehension. I hope things change before it gets there, but...
Jmac0585 - February 9, 2010, 2:15 pm
Innocent people have always been adversely affected by war, regardless of whether you were the "good" guys or the "bad" guys. Americans were adversely affected by WWII. They lost family/friends, had to submit to rations, lived in fear of potential attack.
Grim R@per - February 9, 2010, 2:10 pm
I agree there will always be war. And soon it will not be fought in some far away country. It will be brought to our door steps. Mark me on that.
Grim R@per - February 9, 2010, 2:08 pm
the tolls on the civilian population? Most people who have died in war (not counting third world countries and the Jewish population) enlisted. These people and children have had no choice. War is no longer on terrorists. it is now war on innocence.
Jmac0585 - February 9, 2010, 2:06 pm
There will alsways be war, not because of hate, but because of pride and/or selfishness. Hate is a bi-product of pride.
Grim R@per - February 9, 2010, 2:06 pm
I'm not saying war will not happen. The very opposite is true, as is proven time and again. And yes in some cases it cannot be helped "Buddy" but Modern Warfare is impacting more innocents then ever before. The death toll on soldiers is high but what are
Grim R@per - February 9, 2010, 2:03 pm
The only thing that is necessary is moderate population control. War gets out of control, causes hate which in turn causes more war. It's a never ending cycle. There will always be war, because there will always be hate.
Jmac0585 - February 9, 2010, 2:03 pm
Really, what was up with them not wanting to see their children killed? Bad parents...
Jmac0585 - February 9, 2010, 2:02 pm
Tell my buddy who had to escape in the middle of the night from Saigon two days before it fell, that his parents should have just been happy with the communists that were dragging people from their homes in the middle of the night for no reason.
Grim R@per - February 9, 2010, 1:48 pm
Without war happiness would over populate. Money could be spent on third world aid. Children wouldn't grow up without their parents. You’re d*** right. War is necessary. This would be horrible.
Treehodger - February 9, 2010, 1:46 pm
What I mean of course is that war, through destruction, promotes human growth. Like "Slash n Burn", pardon the crude me***hore. War is bad. But very nessary.
Treehodger - February 9, 2010, 1:45 pm
Although I agree with the poster, war is indeed needed in life. Without war, tech would not advance, medication would be unknown, and cultures would never change.
Faceplant31 - February 9, 2010, 12:24 pm
Very well done indeed Grim
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 9, 2010, 12:03 pm
Yeah ra**r.....good "job"
Airman - February 9, 2010, 11:55 am
good job
Fatt Matt - February 9, 2010, 11:31 am
Very well done Grim.
me4891 - February 9, 2010, 10:43 am
Jmac, very well said. I was in those countries and my only hope is that for each life lost and for each that we took thousands will live happier lives. That is my 2 cents and now on to the funny stuff. God bless
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 9, 2010, 10:40 am
d***, That's deep JMac....what are your thoughts on thumb wars?
Jmac0585 - February 9, 2010, 10:26 am
have been fought, and Afghanistan has been bumbled, but there are reasons to wage war, even when the cost is great.
Jmac0585 - February 9, 2010, 10:25 am
I love this poster. Regards, A. Hitler, J. Stalin, Hirohito, Pol Pot, S. Hussein, O. Bin Laden, every leader of Iran since 1980, etc... - - - War has never been a good idea. But those that refuse to fight against tyranny deserve it. Iraq shouldn't
Grim R@per - February 9, 2010, 10:17 am
rerun - February 9, 2010, 10:14 am

excellent work Grim.

TOP O' THE MORNIN' TO YA - now part of a balanced, nutritional breakfast

ARMS FORT - Puts the AT-AT to shame...

TAGS: arms fort armored core for answer
Rating: 2.76/5

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wtf - October 3, 2008, 9:09 pm
man, let them have their nerd fun

WHADDYA MEAN - you locked the keys inside?

TAGS: moon landing locked keys neil armstrong
Rating: 3.06/5

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prochee - November 16, 2010, 3:02 pm

STRETCH ARMSTRONG - He's a real boy!

TAGS: stretch armstrong
Rating: 2.42/5

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Derek - February 4, 2010, 3:36 pm
Don't listen to him ref -you can tell he's lying. [Nice one.]

ANTI-GUN POLITICIANS - They don't know that you are supposed to treat EVERY firearm like it's loaded at all times. She also has no proper trigger training. She like Schumer however, has a CCW. Old bat....................

TAGS: democrat republican politics obama bush california 2nd ammendment guns firearms senator feinstein ak 47
Rating: 2.45/5

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Sean - August 11, 2009, 10:51 pm
Handles a gun like ***k Cheney.

LANCE ARMSTRONG - Taking second in the Tour de France.

TAGS: france lance armstrong race
Rating: 3/5

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Kung-Fu Devil - April 23, 2010, 8:42 am
Benny, have you ever chased a car that's coming towards you? Because your comment suggests so.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 23, 2010, 8:32 am
@ Benny....I don't know what it's like on other sites, But here we like and respect our Mods...If you don't like it go back to 4****.
TheTrashHeap - April 23, 2010, 8:13 am
Shut your pie-hole.
Bennyhannah - April 23, 2010, 7:47 am
Obviously they put the "slow" moderaters on the am shift. This is not remotely funny. I should know, I put unfunny **** up all the time.


TAGS: carrying firearms vs waiting for police
Rating: 3.6/5

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G4briel - March 25, 2010, 3:10 pm
To serve and give head... I'm calling the 911 right now!
LogicDude - December 29, 2009, 8:58 am
Remember: When seconds count, the Police are only minutes away!

TUMORS - I'm immune to them


FIREARMS - Screw guns! I got the real thing!

TAGS: real firearms
Rating: 4.44/5

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Bskscat - December 20, 2012, 11:02 pm
Funny 5L

CHEATERS ALWAYS WIN... - ...winners always cheat

TAGS: armstrong
Rating: 3.86/5

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ughomer - January 19, 2013, 5:29 am
Lance Dance


a handgun out of reach... -

Fair Warning -

TAGS: firearms home security intruder protection gaurd dogs
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - August 9, 2014, 12:44 am
‘tis a truth, Em
EmilioDumphque - August 8, 2014, 11:39 pm
Translation: For the price of a couple of h**dogs, there's a free .357 in here after you see me leave.

car alarms -

ADMIT IT - You shook it, didn't you? More than once YES you did

TAGS: ant farms
Rating: 3.66/5

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Zed - November 25, 2009, 11:37 am
Actually, it is. Most of an ants diet in the wild consists of high-sugar plant sources anyway.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 25, 2009, 11:37 am
Healthy? I wouldn't know......I drink Gravy with breakfast.
Porcelina - November 25, 2009, 11:35 am
that doesn't sound healthy
Zed - November 25, 2009, 11:35 am
Sugar cubes. Drop one in the top, they're happy little arthropods.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 25, 2009, 11:34 am
Feed? I dunno.....they're like goldfish.......buying a new one is cheaper than feeding.
Porcelina - November 25, 2009, 11:33 am
lmao, I am! How do you feed them?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 25, 2009, 11:32 am
Then get one, they're fun!! and when you're angry you can shake them.....it's like a stress ball.
Porcelina - November 25, 2009, 11:30 am
Ooooh... want one
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 25, 2009, 11:19 am
Ant farms are alive and well.www.antstuff.net
BoneCD - November 25, 2009, 11:13 am
Yep, but if you don't like the person fill it will fire ants
Porcelina - November 25, 2009, 11:01 am
Is it still possible to buy one of these?
boeweizer - November 25, 2009, 8:42 am
honestly nope i would if i had one but i never did
LogicDude - November 24, 2009, 9:34 am
Okay! Okay! I admit it...I shook the little bastard once or twice...but I didn't leave any bruises! Wait, what? Ant farm? Oh yeah...I was talking about...the ant farm...too.
Sean - November 23, 2009, 11:06 pm
Love it ... and no I didn't!
agdaniele - November 23, 2009, 9:15 pm
Yes! The poor-kid's etch-a-sketch!

YOU KNOW YOUR TOWN HAS REDNECKS IF... - The Safeway in town has a sign that discourages you from bringing in firearms.

TAGS: firearms rednecks jeff foxworthy
Rating: 2.56/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 21, 2013, 3:32 pm
And I want to clarify, I'm not anti-gun. If I were, I'd lose a lot of friends. :-D
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 21, 2013, 3:29 pm
I think it's silly because there's no way to enforce unless someone flashes their piece. And in the state of California, laws are made but not enforced.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 21, 2013, 3:24 pm
Lol! That's right! :-D
MashiMashi - March 21, 2013, 9:39 am
CloudchaserS - March 20, 2013, 11:12 pm
It's probably not that the owners are anti-2nd amendment, but because of a law that you can't carry where alcohol is sold.

CONTADOR - stole my bike

Shirt -